Every fisherman knows the golden rule: the tape measure goes back in the tackle box, and the story gets bigger with every beer. This Comfort Colors tee is a tribute to dockside math—where a 24-inch grouper becomes a 40-pound monster by the time you hit the bar.

Made from 100% ring-spun cotton softer than your buddy’s excuses, this shirt has that perfectly broken-in feel, like it’s been through a few summers, a few coolers, and at least one failed weigh-in. The relaxed fit is just right for telling tall tales in comfort—whether you actually caught the fish or just held it for the photo.

With a bold grouper design and a motto every Old Salt lives by, this tee isn’t just clothing—it’s a fishing license for your imagination. Wear it, and remember: measurements are temporary, but exaggerations are forever.